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Subject: ==LaUGh LInES==
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hayakhan 11.08.12 - 12:52am
pOsT UR fAVOuRItE LAUGH LINES *
hayakhan 11.08.12 - 12:55am
IF ALL ELSE FAILS STP USING ALL ELSE *
hayakhan 11.08.12 - 12:57am
GOD MADE MAN 2 EARN MONEY
GOD MADE WOMAN 2 SPEND MAN'S MONEY *
blingzz 11.08.12 - 11:47am
God made man,man made money&money made man mad. *
hayakhan 11.08.12 - 08:51pm
behind every successful man dere z a woman
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behind evry unsuccessful man dere r two *
mrdavid 11.08.12 - 09:12pm
like 
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hayakhan 11.08.12 - 10:11pm
smile and the world smiles with u
weep n u hv 2 blow ur nose *
hayakhan 14.08.12 - 01:55am
DONT BITE THE HAND WHICH LUKS DIRTY *
hayakhan 17.08.12 - 07:46pm
I love my job only when I'm on vacation. *
hayakhan 17.08.12 - 07:46pm
Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it. *
hayakhan 17.08.12 - 07:47pm
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. *
hayakhan 20.08.12 - 03:58pm
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. *
hayakhan 20.08.12 - 03:58pm
If you ask me anything I dont know, Im not going to answer.
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hayakhan 20.08.12 - 03:59pm
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Steven Weinberg *
hayakhan 20.08.12 - 04:00pm
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
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hayakhan 20.08.12 - 04:00pm
Everybody lies, but it doesnt matter since nobody listens.
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hayakhan 20.08.12 - 04:01pm
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first. And, whatever you hit, call it the target.
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hayakhan 20.08.12 - 04:01pm
I didnt fall. The floor just needed a hug.
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hayakhan 20.08.12 - 04:02pm
Graduation Speech:
Id like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
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hayakhan 11.09.12 - 06:03am
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. *
hayakhan 11.09.12 - 06:03am
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see. *
hayakhan 11.09.12 - 06:03am
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse. *
hayakhan 11.09.12 - 06:04am
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. *
hayakhan 11.09.12 - 06:04am
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
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hayakhan 11.09.12 - 06:05am
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn't seen my big screen TV. *
hayakhan 11.09.12 - 06:05am
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
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hayakhan 11.09.12 - 06:05am
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
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hayakhan 11.09.12 - 06:05am
After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
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hayakhan 11.09.12 - 06:06am
I wish that all of my enemies had three cars parked in front of their house. An ambulance, fire truck and police car. *
hayakhan 11.09.12 - 06:06am
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
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hayakhan 11.09.12 - 06:07am
The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist. *
hayakhan 11.09.12 - 06:07am
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug? *
hayakhan 11.09.12 - 06:08am
I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world. *
hayakhan 11.09.12 - 06:08am
Don't be stupid, it might make you famous. *
hayakhan 11.09.12 - 06:09am
If you're always busy busy busy, you can't enjoy enjoy enjoy your life *
hayakhan 11.09.12 - 06:09am
I like life. It's something to do.
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hayakhan 11.09.12 - 06:09am
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution? *
hayakhan 11.09.12 - 06:11am
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....
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hayakhan 11.09.12 - 06:11am
Love your enemies. It makes them so d*mned mad. *
hayakhan 11.09.12 - 06:12am
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
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hayakhan 11.09.12 - 06:12am
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing. *
hayakhan 11.09.12 - 06:13am
Newspaper Ad: Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!! *
hayakhan 11.09.12 - 06:13am
I love my job only when I'm on vacation *
hayakhan 11.09.12 - 06:14am
Don't ask me anything, and I won't tell you any lies. *
hayakhan 11.09.12 - 06:14am
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens. *
hayakhan 11.09.12 - 06:15am
Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light. *
hayakhan 11.09.12 - 06:16am
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. *
hayakhan 11.09.12 - 06:17am
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with. *
hayakhan 11.09.12 - 06:17am
Money doesn't make happiness, it buys it already made.
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hayakhan 11.09.12 - 06:18am
Diet rule 1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories. *
hayakhan 11.09.12 - 06:18am
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. *
